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Chapter 6: Life Is An Empty Canvas
Question 3

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The third question:
Question 3
  OSHO, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CAR?
The question is from Hans Conard Zander. He  is a reporter from Germany; he represents the famous magazine STERN.
  Coming from Germany and asking for an  ordinary Mercedes-Benz? -- it is like carrying coal to Newcastle. And this is  the only question he has asked. Coming from Germany, from so far away,  representing a very reputable, famous magazine, and only this question to ask?  It shows much.
  Hans Conrad Zander had been a monk before  he became a journalist. That repression must still be there. He has not asked  about God, not about meditation, not about love, but he has asked about a car.  The monk has not yet died. This is the ugliness of monkhood: you impose certain  things upon yourself forcibly. Your poverty is imposed. Your poverty is not  your joy, it is your suffering.
  The monks become poor because they are  greedy. They want the joys of paradise later on. And they figure it out that  this life is short -- and particularly when you are a Christian you have only  one life, just a short life -- by the time you start thinking about life, half  of it is already gone -- so it is only a question of a few years, and then the  eternal joys, forever and forever.
  If Hans reaches paradise, the first thing  that he will ask for will be a Mercedes-Benz! Coming to me, and asking such a  stupid thing....
  Hans, it is yours, you can take it away  right now. But one thing I must tell you before you start taking it away: it  does not belong to me. You may get into some legal trouble. As far as I am  concerned, I am absolutely agreeing; you can take it away.
  Nothing belongs to me. I have not a single  pai with me, no bank account. You can see -- I don't even have pockets, because  there is nothing to put in!
  You can take it. It is just as if you ask  me, "Can I take the moon?" I will say "Of course you can take  it. As far as I am concerned, I have no objection. You can take the moon.  "
I have heard that two hippies were sitting  under a tree, were getting very high, were stoned. It was a full-moon night,  and one hippie looked at the moon and said, "I would like to purchase it,  whatsoever the cost. I am ready to pay for it, whatsoever the cost."
"The other said, "Forget all  about it, because I am not selling it."
My saying to you that you can take it would  be as absurd; because it does not belong to me at all. Nothing belongs to me.  All that you see here belongs to this commune of the sannyasins; I am just a  guest. I am grateful to my sannyasins because they take every care of me.  Otherwise, nothing belongs to me. Any day they can say, "Goodbye,"  and I have to go.
  But it shows much about your mind, what  kind of mind you have been carrying.
The old lady was a strict teetotaller and  always had a glass of milk with her meal. One day she went to a friend's  wedding and some practical joker put some gin in the old lady's milk, unknown  to her.
  She sipped the milk, savored it, drank some  more... and finally emptied the glass.
  Then, with a smile on her face she said,  "What a cow! What a cow! "
That's what is happening to you: "What  a car! What a car! " This is ugly. This is ugly because this type of mind  can never be at ease, can never be relaxed, can never know the joys of  existence. This kind of mind will remain always in misery. The more you hanker  for things, the more miserable you will be.
  And the hankering never comes to an end.  You can have all the gadgets that modern technology has made available, and yet  you will be in misery because more and more is coming on every day. And even if  you can get the whole world, still you will be miserable because this mind that  asks for more goes on asking for more. If you have this world, then the mind  will start talking about the other world -- how to possess the moon, how to  have a plot there.
  In Japan there is a travel agency: they are  selling tickets to the moon, and all the seats are already booked. On the first  of January, 1985 the plane leaves; be in a hurry. They are asking fantastic  prices for the tickets, and tickets are being sold on the black market. That  will be the first trip according to them; anybody can go.
  Sooner or later you will see people will be  making bungalows on the moon, and then those who don't have a bungalow on the  moon will suffer.
  People, without seeing this eternal,  infinite obsession with the "more", go on doing all kinds of things.  They even become monks.
  Hans became a monk. He must have become a  monk in order to get free of all this desiring mind -- but you cannot get free  by becoming a monk. Then one day he must have got tired, so he dropped the  robes of the monk, came back into the world. But this is not going to help, you  can move from one extreme to the other.
  Understanding helps, not moving from one  extreme to the other.
Kelly had been poverty-stricken all his  life, but then an American relative left him a legacy of a million dollars.  Kelly decided that he would take things easy for the rest of his life.
  One day he was out driving in his big car  when he said to the chauffeur, "Drive over a stone, my good man. There is  some ash on the end of my cigar."
Now, taking life easy.... People move from  one extreme to the other but they remain the same, because understanding  happens only in the middle.
  Hans has been here for a few days, and he  is very antagonistic to this place, very antagonistic to sannyasins....
  He told Prasad that because he has been a  monk, he does not like the idea of sannyas at all. Now, this is without knowing  that my sannyasins are not monks or nuns! My sannyasins are exactly in the  middle: they are neither worldly nor otherworldly. They are exactly in the  middle, settling in the middle, settling in a kind of balance.
  Whatsoever you have, use it gratefully.  Whenever you have, use it gratefully, thankfully. When you don't have it, use  that not-having gratefully also. When you are poor, thank God that you are  poor, because poverty has also a few joys of its own which no rich man can ever  have. When you are rich, thank God that you are rich, because there are a few  joys which only rich people can have, no poor man can ever have.
  So I am neither for poverty and against  richness nor for richness and against poverty. I am for trust. The poor man  wants to be rich; that is distrust. The rich man wants to be poor, thinks maybe  the poor man is enjoying something that he is missing; that is distrust. I  teach you: wherever you are, wherever you find yourself, enjoy whatsoever you  have -- enjoy it totally.
  Sometimes if you have nothing to eat,  rather than feeling hungry, make it a fast. That is the art of life. Why not  transform it into a fast? Hunger can be transformed into a fast, and then it  has a beauty of its own because it is no more forced upon you. You have been  artistic about it. Just a little touch of your meditation, and hunger becomes a  fast. A fast has a beauty, hunger is just ugly. You were starving, you changed  the face of starvation; you made it beautiful, you started celebrating it.
  When you have to eat, let it be a feast.  Thank God.
  Wherever you are and whatsoever is  available, feel thankful and prayerful.
  But that is not the way people are living.  They are constantly asking for that which they don't have -- and you will  always be asking for that which you don't have. Life is short, and there are  millions of things you will always be missing. People don't live in what they  have, they live in what they don't have. That's why they live an empty life and  fullness never happens.
  Otherwise everybody is so rich, already so  rich, that if he knows how to enjoy it, even emperors will feel jealous of him.
  But coming here to report about this  ashram, these beautiful people, this great experiment, and then asking about a  car that you could have better asked about in Germany.... German roads are full  of Mercedes-Benzes; they are everywhere, it is the common car in Germany. But  Hans, you must be having a very, very repressed mind.
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