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Chapter-3

I Teach the Commune

Second Question

 

 

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The second question

Question 2

OSHO: I DON'T KNOW!

THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE SHOWERING ON ME.

SITTING SILENTLY, DOING NOTHING,

AND THE GRASS GROWS BY ITSELF.

I AM SO HAPPY HAVING EYES THAT CAN SEE, AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T SEE, IT NEVER GETS DARK.

YESTERDAY WHILE LISTENING TO ALMASTA'S ESOTERIC QUESTIONS IT WAS LIKE TAKING A BATH IN THE OCEAN OF LOVE.

I LOVE HER AND LIKE TO SIT AT YOUR FEET LOOKING AT YOU, HEARING THE MUSIC OF LOVE AND BEING A CHILD AGAIN. ARE THERE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FROM ALMASTA?

THERE MUST BE MORE -- AT LEAST ONE MORE.

I KNOW THAT SHE HAS AT LEAST TEN QUESTIONS. OH, OSHO, LIFE IS GOOD TO ME!

Dhyan Almuth

YES, ALMASTA HAS EXACTLY ten questions again! First:

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, two: one to buy an art deco bulb, and one to shriek, "Marvelous, darling!"

Second:

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, five: one to screw in the light bulb, and four to discuss how it is more gratifying than a man!

Third:

How many Zen Masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, two: one to screw in the light bulb and one not to screw in the light bulb.

Fourth:

How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, ten thousand... to give the light bulb a cultural revolution.

Fifth:

How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, all of them!

Sixth:

How many negroes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, none -- there are not any -- any more!

Seventh:

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, one, but he needs a lot of light bulbs!

Eighth:

How many neurotics in therapy does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, one -- three hours a week for five years!

Ninth:

How many psychotherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, ask Teertha. Every possibility is that he will encounter you and ask, "When did you start this fantasy?"

Tenth:

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Almasta, this is a question for J. Krishnamurti, not for me. Ask him and he will go into deep meditation and then ask you, "Do you mean, how does a light bulb screw you?"

 

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